Jokes by me _{(as far as I know)} for my kids

Why do people who like cheese make good surgeons? Because they do things Caerphilly.

What do you call a dinosaur in the maffia? An Iguana DON.

Why does Lunar Jim's watch never tell the right time? Because it's a LunaTick !

What kind of network do the Jedi use ? An Obi-WAN.

We took Leo & Katy to Legoland and it made me think of a joke, possibly unique ...

Where do Elves take their kids for a day out? Legolas Land !

How do people do messages in Fortnite?

with bullet points

Cheese and Ham sandwich - Good Cheese and Hamster sandwich - Bad

This one is by me, unique as far as I know ... (turns out it's been done like a million times, so much for unique)

What did one photon say to the other photon ... Good to 'c' you.

other photon jokes

Even Father Christmas gets caught out by Elf and Safety issues.

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What is a ghost's favorite food?
Spooogetti!

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